So this male patient came in to pick up his glasses.
From jump I didn't like that motha fucka! Don't know why but there was this weird vibe emittin from his ill ass! So my co-worker helped him upon pick-up. And I was ever so grateful to her. I said to her subsequently:
"I can't stand that muh fucka!"
"Why what's up? What did he do?"
"Nothin but be himself. Which for some reason makes my ass itch! He irritates the dogshit out of me for some reason. Can't really put my finger on it! But when I do, you ain't gonna wanna smell it!"
And she thought that last statement was the funniest shit she's heard for a minute.
But...
Somethings are all wrong with that muh fucka!....
(Peace! More to come...)
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