Saturday, September 11, 2021

Only Oases

 You know how you go out and shit on an errand, My Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothas? 

The phrase used ta be, "I'm gonna run up here to the store real quick. You need anything?"

Shit, ain't too many stores anymore given up the goods. And yo soon ta be raped ass if yo Black broke ass decides ta drop by the local convenience store! Don't do it! 

Naw, just like a nasty Ho or Ho-monga, motha fuckas just pulls out! The fuck!

I remember the time I was a co-manager at "Kroger", the scuttlebutt was there was a group in the hood cuttin up about prophylactics in the nigga sto gots ta ask somebody ta buy some shit, just ta get some pussy! Shit all locked up and shit!

 But the white stores, up in "Carmel" and shit, could stop by their local "Kroger".  Go to the aisle where the condoms were, and they in business afta gettin where the pussy is!...

(Peace! More to come...)  

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