Friday, September 24, 2021

It's All About The Marketing

 Father! Why do they hate US so much?

"Well it's like this Son! You had muh fuckas decided they hated this hot ass weather! Fuck It! I need some coolness on my Black ass. So what did they do? They went ta the ends of Our Father's firmament tryin ta get away from the oppressive heat. Which lead them to Antarctica! And otha cold motha fuckin regions on Our Father's firmament. And what do ya know? Over time them motha fuckas got lighter, well, white. Shit. Whatchou want my Black ass ta tell ya? So lil motha fucka, go do your chores."

But Father? Couldn't it have been the opposite? The whites didn't like the cold and went to the ends of Our Father's firmament trying to find warmth?

"Now listen! You lil smart ass! You asked me a God damned question! I have answered it! Go do yo muh fuckin chores!"...

(Peace! More to come...)

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