Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Useless Fuckin Information (Black Female Satirist) 1978

So the mothah fuckahs say, "A person blinks on average of fifteen times per minute," or whatevah is the average blink time per minute! Fuck it! My point is, who gives a fuck? Why is that shit important? The shit is involuntary! Fuckin natural!

Now if by knowin that and for some reason yo sorry scientific ass proves, with that blink per minute bullshit that, if a muh fuckah blinks only once per minute and by doin so one will have perfect visual acuity for the rest of their sorry ass lives as long as one continues to blink only once per minute. Shiiit, negro! Now that involuntary becomes voluntary. And a muh fuckah be keepin tabs on that blinkin bullshit!

Other than that...My Black ass just can't believe Our federal-fuckin-government is kickin out good ass grant money fo some shit don't mean shit bout shit! The fuck?! Yah heard may? You heard my Black fine ass!

Peace in bacon grease!

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