Rollout of The Future Indianapolis "Shipping Out" Criminal Program Circa June 2024 III

 Counsel: Well there are six fine points of this contract that you should be acutely aware of...

Criminal: "A cute lee?"

Counsel: "Sorry Mister Jones, acutely or extremely aware of?..."

Criminal: "Okay. I got you. But the prosecutor said you were going to read the entire thirty-three page contract to me?"...

Counsel: "Oh, we're not doing that Mister Jones. I'm your counsel and I am very familiar with this contract. Other than the six fine points I am going to help you be aware of , the other thirty pages are just fluff!...

Criminal: "Fluff?"

Counsel: "Inconsequential. Not germane? Not worth shit?..."

Criminal: "Okay. I got you."...

US Needs To Get Thee Holy Fuck Out Of California!

"Driver mows down biking doctor before stabbing him to death on Pacific Coast Highway - New York Post"

And when yah see thah doctah, all crisp and handsome! That niggah was fuckin somebody he shouldn't have been fuckin! Anyway... 

But don't come tah Indiana! Them Californians are fuckin weird yo!

Straight up!

And some weird ass shit be happenin in that muh fuckah!

"Oh, that shit happens in every state!"

Shiiiought!

Not like 

California!

US should call that muh fuckin shit

"The Mentally Ill State!"...

(Peace! More to come...)

Rollout of The Future Indianapolis "Shipping Out" Criminal Program Circa June 2024 II

Prosecutor: This program looks at the totality of the quality of life. Since, you Mister Jones, have been arrested some thirteen times, all felonies mind you, in and around Marion County, it seems as if you are not happy in our fine city; ergo, a second chance for you is posed. I have a contract in the presence of counsel that if agreed upon you will have to sign and strictly adhere to but still be free.

Criminal: "Okay where do I sign?"

Prosecutor: "Wouldn't you like to read it fully before you sign it? There are some things in the contract you should be aware of."

Criminal: "Like what?"

Prosecutor: "Listen please? You really need to read it. And sign it in front of counsel."

Criminal: "But I can't read this stuff."

Prosecutor: "Fine Mister Jones. But you are interested in this program and contract?"

Criminal: "Yea, man! Who wouldn't be in my situation?"

Prosecutor: "Very good Mister Jones. We will get ahold of your counsel and have her read the entire thirty-three page contract to you and explain every fine point. And after twenty-four hours of thinking. We'll set up the contract meeting with you and your counsel if you are still interested. Is that agreeable?"

Criminal: "Yea!"...

(Peace! More to come...)

Aged Focused Peripheries of Vexation II

 Shit! I ask myself 

Why?

But I know!

My life is wrapping up!

Simple memorable shit coming to the fore!?

Shit, I thought I wasn't going to miss and this life is like,

'Well, remember this!?'

And with sad fondness...

I wonderfully do....

(Peace! More to come...)

US Unusually Icy Road Conditions And Geoengineering

 Thah fuck wrong with US? In thah muh fuckin wintertime US knows good and well how icy these roads can get once the temperature gets thirty-two degrees and downward! But shiiiought! Not in Texas! Them muh fuckahs goin full speed on streets and shit sliddin and crashin that ass off! 

Scary muh fuckin shit!...

Rollout of The Future Indianapolis "Shipping Out" Criminal Program Circa May 2024 (Thirty-Three Years Old, Michael Bias, Assistant Prosecutor) Outside of The Indiana Statehouse IV

 The press: We're still confused. What? Or why is this program going to make a difference!?

Assistant Prosecutor: "Excellent question! The caveats? The first and foremost they have to be willing to accept is the RFID! To be able to monitor them. Making sure that the six-hundred and sixty-six miles stays true. The only other caveat I can convey to you is that, they have to stay current on all of their vaccines and boosters! If not? Well, they're in violation of their contracts. And they really don't want that; ergo, their now inability to continue to live unabated!..."

Rollout of The Future Indianapolis "Shipping Out" Criminal Program Circa May 2024 (Thirty-Three Years Old, Michael Bias, Assistant Prosecutor) Outside of The Indiana Statehouse III

 The press: So we're sure there are caveats. What are those?"

Assistant Prosecutor: Those will be revealed in time. And as we all know, "Rome wasn't built in a day!" This is the best thing for Indianapolis, Indiana and especially for Marion County since Unigov!...

Rollout of The Future Indianapolis "Shipping Out" Criminal Program Circa May 2024 (Thirty-Three Years Old, Michael Bias, Assistant Prosecutor) Outside of The Indiana Statehouse II

 The press: "I'm confused? So Indianapolis , Indiana pays for their one-way trip? What is going to stop them from jUSt coming back to Indiana to live again?

Assistant Prosecutor: Great question! It's called motivation! What we have found. That people especially criminals want to live! But, they don't want to live in a civilized society! What other environment will get the criminal to be productive! Studies have shown that motivation comes in the satisfaction of living! Well, the criminal cannot live in Indianapolis proper obviously? What we have done is given them a second chance so to speak! An alternative to make a better life! Some satisfactory living environment of their choosing! Not ours! Though their heinous crimes go unrecognized by the state of Indiana as long as the criminals sign the "Contract of Abdication"!

The press: "So what you're saying is that you give them a choice in penances?!

Assistant Prosecutor: "Exactly! We have studied, that is the only way to make a criminal accountable!? For the criminal to have a right to their doom?! Or, if they choose, a better life than before their inevitable lifelong or close to it, incarceration."...

Rollout of The Future Indianapolis "Shipping Out" Criminal Program Circa May 2024 (Thirty-Three Years Old, Michael Bias, Assistant Prosecutor) Outside of The Indiana Statehouse

 Assistant Prosecutor: Well, what all of US Hoosiers have to understand is that we do not need any malfeasance. Our citizens of Marion County Indiana deserve better than what we have been witnessing over the past ten years. And it's time for a change! Make criminals sign Indiana contracts to abdicate for life from our fine state of Indiana. Wherever else you want to live!? Indianapolis will pay for it by air! Then ship them wherever they would like to live in the United States. Provided, their living space is outside of at least six-hundred and sixty-six mles outside of Marion County. What, I may remind our great citizens of Indianapolis, Indiana, the uprooted ex-criminal of Indiana signed and agreed on contractually!...

Sills The Deal

 "According to the police report, Sills allegedly forced a woman to perform oral sex on him for "approximately 20 minutes" in his truck around 2 a.m. "Unitl he did his thing"..."

US can't make this absurd shit muh fuckin up My Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs!?

I know this shit ain't funny! But I'm sorry? That shit made me lose my precious beer! Especially when I read, "until he did his thing"! Fuckin priceless! But 2019 Sonshine!? Why didn't yo sorry broke ass just bite his muh fuckin dick off!? I mean, 20 minutes?! Yo ass definitely got thah jaw muscles tah chomp down hard and take that dick clean thah fuck off from thah muh fuckin base! 

And if yo sorry ass would have done jUSt that!? Dickless Sills tah this muh fuckin day 02Fe2023, would not evah have tah worry bout puttin his dick intah anothah muh fuckahs mouth! That's if...it wasn't consensual!?

Shiiiought!

Fuck that noise!

And what thah Holy fuck 's ah niggah missin!?...

(Peace! More to come...)

"Pain! Pain! Pain!...That's The Way We Train!" Uh...No!

 Muh fuckahs talkin bout exercisin and shit!

Thah fuck for!?

"Well!? Mister Hopson...for the betterment of your total physical and mental health."

Shiiiought!

That shit hurts like ah muh fuckah now!...

(Peace! More to come...)

The Future Indianapolis "Shipping Out" Criminal Program/Training of The Indianapolis Hunters Circa Dec 2023

 Trainer: You all know why you are here! You are here to be one of the finest law enforcement officials on this earth! Keeping the peace as it were! You will be paid well! And this choice career will lead most of you in various viable alternative career options! You all agreed for US to train you in these facilities on these grounds of Fort Harrison for six months! Grueling? At times. But nothing that any of you cannot handle! We've read your profiles. And you all are going to be successful in this inception class!...

Rollout of The Future Indianapolis "Shipping Out" Criminal Program Circa June 2024

 Prosecutor: "So where would you like to live my friend?"

Criminal: "Where would I like to live?!"

Prosecutor: "Oh, you haven't dreamt!? Indianapolis is where you have always wanted to live?"

Criminal: "Of course I dream. I just don't understand why we talkin bout where I want to live while I'm in jail?"

Prosecutor: "Well you're looking at five to ten minimum! The city just rolled out this new program and lucky for you. You'll be the first if you take us up on our offer!"

Criminal: "What offer is that?"

Prosecutor: "I'm so glad you asked! Here's how it works..."...

24/7

I read this sorry ass article on 'Yahoo's' homepage talkin bout ICE (Invidious Comparison Eating)!

Really!? 

Ain't got shit else bettah!?

Uhm!...

Thah muh fuckin worst US could have done tah our sorry broke asses is tah make shit all day, everyday and at any-fuckin-time!

US don't appreciate shit now!

Cause thah shit is always at our broke ass fingertips,

Literally and figuratively!...

(Peace! More to come...)

"Actions Sho Nuff Speak Louder Than Fucking Sorry Ass Muh Fuckin Words"

 Muh fuckUS sho nuff got an opinion on every fuckin thing don't US?!

Then yo sorry ol Black ass asks the question about this shit they've been carryin on about!

"What do US do then?!"

US doin all thah muh fuckin talkin...

(Fuckin crickets)!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Fuck This Video Visual Fucked Up Shit!

 So thah muh fuckin CCTV picked up on this muh fuckah just walkin back and forth for thah blessed train tah come!

When thah muh fuckah saw thah train arrivin he hurriedly got into place.

With his neck straddling the left train track!

All my ol Black sorry broke ass could say was,

"I'm through with this shit!"

For real!...

(Peace! More to come...)

"A Girl Like You - Edwyn Collins"

 Thah muh fuckah takes himself way too seriously!

But it's still thah jam!

If US's intah this type of shit!

I am!

I'm sorry!

I kindah like that quirky weird type of 

Jam-filled corny shit!...

(Peace! More to come...)

'Fess Up!?

 Oh!

US has tah feel some muh fuckin pain!

US has to!

Stupidity has ah tremendous price tah pay tah US

'Learned'!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Raising Cains! II

 "Well those comments don't surprise me! The Mothers are always getting beat up!"

Shiiiought!

I ain't beatin up no fuckin body!

Nor, does US!

So why in thah Holy fuck don't US make

US so-called

'Fathers'

Accountable!?...

(Peace! More to come...)

Fluidity II

 I write syncopated!

"Well that's only in music!"

Naw!

And fuck naw!

Has everything tah do with thah muh fuckin

Flow!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Raising Cains!

 "I've raised..."

Yo sorry asses ain't raised shit!

US 's raised those sorry broken muh fuckahs!

"I'm the Mother! My children have Fathers!"

Now yah see?!

That's where US gets fucked up!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Transparency?! My Left Nut! II

 US sees what happens tah an ol Black broke ass muh fuckah?!

Thah shit starts out one way!

Then thah shit starts goin anothah way!

And the first fuckin way!

Done went away!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Aged Focused Peripheries of Vexation

 I look at shit in my fifty-seven years old mind's eyes!

The past comes to the fore so often now!

Vividly!

'But why!?'

I say so often to my ol Black sorry broke ass!

Uhm!...

(Peace! More to come...)