Monday, March 9, 2026

Niggah! Give Me Them God Damned Muh Fuckin Keys!

 US knows how when US has been with ah muh fuckah all Our lives and shit?! Or Friends with ah muh fuckah for ah long time?!... And that muh fuckah tries tah get in thah driver's seat and US tells them drunk broke ass muh fuckUS, they are drunk! And then they gots thah nerves tah say,

"I'm straight!", "I'm fine!"...or whatevah thah fuck!? my Black ass for some reason throughout this fucked up life has always been in awe about that shit! CaUSe I've been ah heavy beer drinkah for ah long fuckin time and shit! my Black ass has nevah had no shame in sayin, "Yeah! You right! Here's thah keys!"! Anyway...got broke ass muh fuckUS, US out with Family and Friends tah thah end and shit, talkin that stupid "I'm not drunk!" fucked up absurd shit! my Black broke ass has always been like, 

"I can dig it! But ah niggah ain't steppin one foot in thah passengah side!"!

Fuck!

No!

(Peace! More to come...)

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