"Stand-up comedian with terminal cancer travels to Alaska to kill ex-wife, found dead in woods a day later - Front Page Detectives"

 Membah 'Bania' on "Seinfeld - 'It's gold Jerry! Gold!"! 

Talkin bout ah hilarioUS punchline, headline! God damn!

Just read some commie shit?! Have US muh fuckin broke assUS rollin like ah muh fuckah! Still gigglin!

But my question is aftah all this fucked up shit: 

"Did the gunshots of the ex-wife's dead ass Father match the same pistol the terminal cancer muh fuckah possessed, murdering the Father?!" Anyway...

(Peace! More to come...)