An old ailin niggah gets paid and shit! Woo-hoo! US knows how that broke payday shit goes!? If US is lucky, US'll still have ah lil money in that bank bitch by Monday and shit! But if not so lucky, that shit'll be gone by 1800 thah same payday Friday! And ah broke muh fuckah lookin at two more weeks before ah lil disposable income!
Well, yesterday an old niggah had ah lil disposable income and shit! Lookin round thah beer aisle? I know what my broke muh fuckin Black ass gonnah purchase jUSt lookin at othah beer prices and shit like that. I like doin that shit for some reason. Lookin at ingredients on some shit as I shop...Anyway...
Looked up on thah top shelf $9.99 for ah fuckin six pack of non-alcoholic beer?! For real?! Don't get even ah slight buzz and shit for fuckin absurd $9.99?!
"Well what brewery makes it?"!
I undahstand! But this old broke niggah could give one solid proud US broke ass fuck! No alcohol in these fucked up US times ah sixer for ten fuckn USDs?!
I mean, shit! I picked up thah cube of Hamm's for eighteen USDs, threw that muh fuckin 30 happily in thah fuckin shoppin cart!...Now lets check out some eggs! And we definitely need some chicken and breakfast sausage!...
Fuck it!...
(Peace! More to come...)
No comments:
Post a Comment