"Jeff Goldblum's (43) wife turned heads at the Oscars after party and it's easy to see why - Fiction Horizon"

 Clicked on thah stank ass shit becaUSe an old broke ass niggah had tah and shit! Fuck it! 

Oh, what ah fuckin surprise! Ye and Censori 2.0! But thah classy ZJ version!?

I'll be old broke ass fucked!

But thah real surprise is thah muh fuckin tart is 43! That degenerate ZJ JG has been known tah like them 30 or forty years her sorry ass 43 juniah! I mean, shit!

Now that's fucked up! But, fuck it!

Too old, too tired, too US Black and way too muh fuckin US broke!

(Peace! More to come...)