"Vera Wang, 76, defies age in figure-hugging mini dress and sky-high leather platform boots in Los Angeles - Hola USA"

 "Defies age"?! Thah fuck! Hah! Hah! Thah fuck, Hah!

Thah old ass MTF muh fuckah looks ah hot fuckin mess! Times infinity!

And ah fuckin

"Fashion" icon?!

What thah fuck done went wrong with US Sonshines?!

What thah fucked up conjured fuckin commie evil fuck done went wrong with US!? Shit!

(Peace! More to come...)