Collegiate NIL and Transfer Portal Quelled The Abusive Collegiate NumeroUS Pimps! And The Collegiate Pitifully USed College Sports' Whores Are Now Respected! II

 And guess thah fuck who still gets jizzed on continuoUSly!?

Yeah, US guessed it! Thah fuckin liberated College Whores...

Til this day!

Coach Pimps lyin tah these college Whores back in thah day! "Oh, we want you here for four years! You make a committment tah this program! Good or bad?!"!

Thah Whores are like, "Yeah! I'll commit and sale my ass for fuckin nothin!"...

Then what are thah pimps still doin?! Wherevah thah collegiate Whores are, they'll bring their sorry coachin Pimp asses but, "Y'alls University muh fuckahs runnin things gots tah give this pimp more of ah cut for runnin y'alls lucrative stable!" Coach Pimps jumpin ship like ah muh fuckah in less than ah fuckin year tah thah next stable of College Sports Whores! And bankin more ends! God damn! And thah college Whores USed tah be like, "God damn coach! Didn't yo sorry ass tell US before makin ah committment tah this muh fuckah..."!

Then thah College Pimps, along with thah MSM, gots thah nerves tah preach that weak ass Pimp game, "Do as I say! Not as I do!" bullshit! While thah Whores feets and stomachs are hurtin like ah broke ass muh fuckah!! 

Now, thah college Whores are like, "My feets are hurtin muh fuckah! Hungry! My family's hungry! I'm tired of Whorin for fuckin nothin!"! Along came righteoUS NIL and TP!

Ye, MSM and College Pimp Coaches still villifyin thah horribly USed and abused

College

Whores!

And ain't nobody said shit save for

Mister Ed O'Bannon! Good lookin out for thah 'Ho's niggah!

Now that's fucked up!...

(Peace! More to come...)