Got sorry ass broke muh fuckUS givin these delicioUS shits, less than ah fuckin 8.0?! For real?!
An old broke ailin niggah been broke all my God damned life; ergo, been eatin hot dogs all my God damned broke ass life! These "Kirkland" hot dogs are ah straight up
10.0 and ah fuckin, steal! ObvioUSly on ah 10 scale and shit! Fuckin delicioUS and juicy! And for ah fuckin buck-and-ah-half?! I mean, shit! my old Black ass thinkin I need tah run out that bitch with such ah stolen gem! I mean, ah niggah paid for it and shit but aftah havin many, my broke ass still feelin like I done stole some good shit from "Costco" becaUSe thah price of thah excellent product is absurdly more than reasonable, almost criminal! But fuck that shit! An old niggUS' broke!
Go tah thah kiosk! Swipe wifey's C.C.! Order two! Pay! Done! And did ah niggah mention it comes with ah fuckin drink?! For ah buck-fifty! Fuckin criminal! But an old niggUS broke! Fuck it! And muh fuckUS got thah nerves tah rank that beautiful broke delicioUS shit less than 10.0?! That about right?! Got it!
Y'all less than 10.0 ratin muh fuckUS are entitled as fuck! And ain't evah been US broke at thah fuck all! Not US real broke!
Fuck!
No!
Ain't no fuckin way!
But, I mean, shit! That's jUSt an old ailin broke ass niggah writin some shit! Anyway...
(Peace! More to come...)
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