I mean, shit! No mattah what thah fuck US commies propagandize, US broke ass muh fuckUS are very giving! So...US broke assUS done brought One-forty USDs tah thah shit! US' shit came out tah lil undah one-twenty and shit! Happy! Step outside that muh fuckah!
Girl Scout Cookies! Fuck yes! 'Y'all got any Thin Mints or Tagalongs?!' Both, I'll purchase two Thin Mints and a Tagalong please?!" Yah know! Yo broke ass up twenty USDs by bein ah first time forty-five percent off all product blessed muh fuckah, muh fuckah! I mean, shit! Let's spread thah fuckin
Our Father's Love!
"That'll be eighteen dollars please?"
Done!
With my subsequent munchies havin broke ass!
Don't "Hate thah playah! Hate thah playUS in this evil game!" The Girl Scouts beatin that ass caUSe, fuck it! US Girl Scouts, gots tah start sellin some shit! Fuck it! The Girl Scouts beatin this commie evil 'Pured" fucked up dastardly
Game! Don't hate that GS straight playah now Global "All In" evilly gamblin muh fuckah!
Fuck!
No!
Uhm! US Corporate survival is ah muh fuckah! But,
Fuckin brilliant Sonshines!
And keep sellin them delicioUS shits..
Wherethahfuckevah!
But check that price GS PlayessUS! God damn! CaUSe y'alls GS cookies cannot evah be closed tah ah fuckin
"Perpperidge Farm - Brussels, Brussels Mint, Chessmen"...Anyway....
With some strong ass "Red Rose" tea or ah strong ass cup of "Seattle's Best - Henry's Blend" coffee! Anyway...
Fuck!
No!
And I can get them shits fifty-cent cheapah at thah sto' without thah wait! Just suggestin some shit.
(Peace! More to come...)
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