"Trump signs executive order quadrupling beef imports from Agentina - CBS NEWS". And evil Global Communism Shall Be! Unless...

 Global Translation: 

Looks like YOU broke ass Argentinian muh fuckUS 

Shall be witnUSsin soarin 

Beef

PricUS evilly and expeditioUSly and shit! Uhm!

Now that's fucked up! But, I mean, shit!

Prepare, 

Project Peace and 

Pray!

(Peace! More to come...)