Friday, February 13, 2026

Michael 'Fuckin' Jordan! Check Them Sclerae Bro?!

 Why thah fuck US broke assUS still talkin bout this old ass muh fuckah?! Got my broke ass by two years and shit! Scottie Pippen same age as my old Black ass!

Talkin bout MJ is thah GOAT! Ye, why doesn't that GOAT have ah winnin team happenin in thah college or pro ranks coachin some shit?! With all that "GOAT" playin basketbal knowledge and acumen and shit! Makes sense tah my old Black ailin ass! Pass on that solid basketball knowledge!... But thah sorry ass muh fuckin GOAT jUSt wants tah sit up there and be ah fuckin hedonistic gambler and shit! 

And have US seen thah muh fuckah lately! Me thinks thah muh fuckah gots some major liver disease and shit! Those fuckin jaundiced sclerae reminds me of Walter Payton's  before Sweetness thah fuck died!

I remembah seein some shit on Sweetness! Talked about he took these "pain" cocktails tah ease all thah fucked up batterin he took on ah regulah! Killed that ass!

And MJ, playin way past his prime, sipped on that cocktail too! For way too long! Look at those yellowish lookin sclerae tells ah muh fuckah what's up! Now, thah sorry ass muh fuckah aftah his playin days are done and ovah wants tah talk about, how he loves to be with his family now and shit!? God damnit tah fuck! CaUSe yo very Black ass is fuckin dyin soon, like in thah next year and shit! Unless ah niggah has ah Liver Transplant!? But...fuck that shit! Fuck you!

Niggah please!? 

Fuck it! Too old, too tired, too Black and way too muh fuckin broke!...

(Peace! More to come...)

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