Monday, February 23, 2026

And US're Talkin 'Bout A Broke Ass Hot Dog?!

 So, I don't know?! An old niggUS' old and ailin some shit! Fuck it! Well, came across this sorry ass muh fuckah Vloggin NYC's street hot dogs and shit! Came upon this obvioUS Mexican Hot dog stand, I mean shit! Ah Hot Dog stand blarin some Mexican music shit, and thah muh fuckUS servin thah shit...well...look fuckin Mexican!

"Well God damnit! That's racist!"!

I undahstand! my old Black sorry ailin ass can dig that righteoUS retort and shit! Fuck! Yes! But

Check it?!

This muh fuckah was ah ZJ! Tastin Hot Dogs in NYC! With wetbacks fixin some shit! Now thah muh fuckah had thah fucked up nerves tah say, "This is a nine-point-three out of ten."! Ye, subsequently thah muh fuckah states, "I just wished they would have had more condiment options. But other than that..."!

Thah fuck did an old niggah jUSt fuckin hear and witnUSs?! Yo sorry ZJ ass stated unequivocally,

9.3 out of 

10.0!

For two fuckin bucks in NYC propah and shit! Two fuckin bucks?! And with thah kudo, "Excellent hot dog!"! Nine-point-muh-fuckin-three?! In fuckin high ass NYC! Ah delicious, excellent dog in NYC for two broke ass USDs!? Nine-fucked-up-three!? In NYC???!!! In 2026?! That about right?! Got it! Thah fuck?! I mean, shit! Broke ass Mexicans can't even get no muh fuckin US love from ah stank funky ass Hot Dog!? ObvioUS ah broke ass, 10 ! And quit that muh fuckin fucked up bitchin! Thah fuck?! Uhm! Two funky ass delicioUS cheap broke ass USDs?! Mexicans again with no US Love! God damnit tah fuck! Now...

That shit's fucked up!...

(Peace! More to come...)

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