God damned muh fuckin shame!
my Black broke beer lovin ass if I had thah money, would drink "Guinness - Foreign Extra Stout" all day e'r'day! Don't give ah fuck! DelicioUS and it do what it do as far as thah alcohol content! But still delicioUS! And my broke ass wouldn't have tah eat...nothin! Just drink thah beer stout elixir! Done! Anyway...
Well, got some "Santa's Private Reserve (2025)" from these righteoUS beer makin muh fuckUS for 13 USDs for ah fuckin 24pk 12oz bottles and shit!
Took it home, put five in thah fridge. Aftah propahly chilled, now I can drink stouts chilled or room temperature, fuck it! Room temperature I taste more of thah complexities of thah stout. But shit, I got 19 more left. I'll drink some room temperature shit latah! Anyway...
Poured thah shit in ah tulip glass! Black as fuckin night! Nice! Thah fuck?! 13 USDs?! Smelled thah shit! Thah fuck?! 13 USDs?! Then tasted thah shit! Thah fuck! How thah fuck did ah beer lovin muh fuckah get so fuckin lucky! DelicioUS stout! And who thah fuck are these muh fuckUS makin this heavenly shit?!
"Rogue Brewery" has filed bankruptcy! God damn! That's fucked up! I'd put this shit up against "Guinness Foreign Extra Stout" any fuckin day! And shall get US broke assUS hazy as fuck! Now an old niggah definitely can undastand thah fuckin bargain basement price for this solid delicioUS US righteoUS stout!
I mean, shit! Good lookin out bankruptcy court! Sorry for that shit ROGUE! But an old broke niggah would have nevah tasted y'alls now deceased shit, until y'all had tah sell off some shit! This shit is ah fuckin labor of US brewing love!
But God damnit tah fuck! Who thah fuck would have thought?! An American made righteoUS stout can be compared, yes, with adored
"Guinness"!?
Dissolved! Damn! Again,
Now that's fucked up!
Thank you for such ah fine world class stout! Sorry ah broke ass niggah couldn't afford it until tough times like all of US are going through currently! But y'all gonnah be fine Sonshines! Thanks again!
Our Father's speed
Employees of
ROGUE! Thank you!!!
Cheers!
(Peace! More to come...)
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