"Massive federal data breach may be the biggest hack in US history - Morning Overview"

 Of fuckin course!

US broke ass muh fuckUS shall get all scared about US' broke assUS' personal data! Thah fuck's wrong with US! US is broke! Thah fuck's ah muh fuckah gonnah do with US' broke ass personal data and shit?! Get ah mortgage some shit?! Good luck with that fucked up shit! Have thah fuck at it! Fuck it! Anyway...

Now, it's US FED commie time tah role out thah evil ass UN/Global fucked up

CBDC 

And

RFIDC!

Fucked up four-letter acronyms evilly swearing and shit! On ah Global muh fuckin level! God damn!

I mean, shit!...

Then thah fuckin US broke sorry ass pain really begins!

Our Father's speed

Beautiful broke ass

US!...

(Peace! More to come...)