"How Glenn Close Was Cast As A Bearded Pirate In Steven Speilberg's Fantasy Movie Hook - Film"

 Thah fuck?! CaUSe thah sorry ass muh fuckah is ah 

Biological Male! Makes fuckin evil commie perfect sense!

And Stephen Speilberg is ah fuckin propagandists' minion Hollywood/CIA/FBI pedophile!

Thah fuck's an old broke ass ailin niggah missin and shit?!

Thah fuck's done happened tah US broke ass muh fuckUS my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS?!

What thah fucked up conjured evil fuckin fuck done happened tah US?!...

(Peace! More to come...)