Sommelier?

 I mean, shit!

my old Black sorry broke ass wish I would make some wine and ah muh fuckah gonnah have thah nerves tah spit thah shit out! Justifyin it by sayin, 

"I have so much wine to drink yet! I cannot drink that much! I would be drunk as fuck for heaven's sake!"!

Don't give ah fuck! Drunk as fuck you shall be God damnit! That shit yo sorry ass bout ready tah spit out has alcohol in it and shit! Thah greatest broke ass drug in this firmament! And yo sorry ungrateful ass tryin tah spit it thah fuck out?! Fuck that!

CaUSe don't spit out my handmade

Wine

Shit!

Fuck!

No!

Drunk my broke ass!

Our Father's speed!