Friday, February 21, 2025

Osteopathy

 So an old niggah went tah this muh fuckah today! Tryin his damndest tah avoid what these modern day doctors say ad nauseum, 

"Well, Meredith. Physical Therapy and Pain Management. But inevitably, hip and knee replacements!"

Fuck that shit! Anyway...

Go tah thah sorry ass muh fuckah! 

What thah fuck!

Payin three hundred USDs an hour for fuckin fucked-up prayer?!

Muh fuckah layin his hands on an old niggah's head, neck, knees and hips in silence and shit for fuckin thirty-five minutes some shit! Thee Holy fuck!?

I mean, shit!

my Wife, who loves Our Father, could have done this shit for

Gratis!

Thah fuck done went wrong with US my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS!

What thee Holy fuck!?

But I bet yo sorry ass won't get this old niggah caught up in that 

Charlatan bullshit again God damnit!

Fuck!

That noise!

Our Father's speed!

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