"Victoria Nuland Resigns From State Department."

 What?!

Ding-dong a wicked witch of the 

West is 

US muh fuckin

Gone!

Happy trails! You evil sorry ass transgendered pre-K muh fuckah!...

Anyway!...

Our Father's

Workin them 

Prayers my

Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs!

Keep 'em comin!

Next!?...

(Peace! More to come...)