The Good? Or The Best? PAL. (Progressive Addition Lenses)

 Just want the good?! What thah industry calls: 

"Standard" progressives!?

Or 

Just want the best?! What the industry calls:

"High-Definition" progressives?!

"Well why not mid-range?"

Good question! The cost is substantial based on experiencing, Seeing through various, 

Standard, Good, Better and Best

PALs! Thah better is just not worth the muh fuckin upcharge! In my humble broke ass opinion. Anyway...

With a standard progressive. Yo ass gonnah have tah work ah lil bit! Outer blur areas can cause problems until your brain adjust tah thah muh fuckah! Then yo ass is cool! Because if yo ass chooses ah standard progressive lenses again, your brain adjust faster because that standard progressive is imprinted! Ain' no thing!

Put yo ass in ah better category of progressives? "Yeah! I can see a difference?!"

But when I put yo ass in thah muh fuckin "Rolls-Royce Boat Tail" of all thah progressives out there?

Yo ass ain't missin shit!

Fucking visual seamlessness!

"Physio-Enhanced Fit"!

If yo broke ass can afford it?

And if you need an add/bifocal power?!

It is definitely worth thah muh fuckin money!

But if yah can't?!

Shit! I undahstand God damnit!

Go with thah muh fuckin 

Standard!

But never ever go in a fucked up

Flat top/D28 Bifocal!

Fuck that jumpy ass, nauseating shit!

But shit! Aftah it's all said and done!?

It's yo muh fuckin pocket! Not mine!

And

Muh fuckaUS just want tah muh fuckin

See!!! ...

(Peace! More to come...)