MMA fighters use their entire body tah make ah muh fuckah submit!
I mean shit! You got ah muh fuckah only using arms, shoulders, hands to strike?!
Yo ass got ah limited muh fuckah!
But! One in that limited environment,
Understands said environment! That's why Anthony Joshua knocked thah fuck out of Francis Ngannou!
I remembah Royce Gracie at thah genesis of this revitalized MMA, Gladiator bullshit!
He was ah fuckin monster!
Kickin assUS and takin numbahs God damnit!
But shit changes! The time catches up! And yo shit that used tah be thah shit? Ain't muh fuckin shit no more because othah muh fuckahs done learned some more shit! Anyway...
Boxers. Are USed tah muh fuckin pain! I mean gettin hit in yo neck, yo face, yo nose, yo kidneys, yo stomach...constantly for twelve rounds...God damn! Thah fuck wrong with them sadomasochistic muh fuckahs? Am I thah only ol Black ass muh fuckah that remembahs Muhammad Ali at thah end of his career, fightin kickboxers and shit! Havin massive leg blood clots subsequently?! Anyway...
As MMA caught up with thah times. Royce was ah bad ass muh fuckah! Is! And always shall be!
But, without encompassing othah forms of martials arts in ah mixed martial arts profession?!
Well!
That purity of only jiu jitsu shit eventually died!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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