Well US knows, around Christmas time and US works in ah small working environment of maybe three or four coworkers, US gives one anothah gifts. Well, they know what my non-teetotaling ass gonnah give 'em. Alcohol! "But I don't drink!" Then yo ass gets ah bottle of sweet wine! Fuck it! I know what I know! Fuck all that othah gift shit! I'm horrible with that shit! Anyway...one of my coworkers, named Jasmine, gave me this thing called ah "BRUMATE"! Ain't nevah heard of such ah thing with my fifty-seven years old broke Black beer drinkin sorry ass... but okay!
Shiiiought!
Evilest, wondrous muh fuckin thing I have evah received as ah gift! The shit works hands down! Keeps thah beer cold from the first sip to thah last sip! Well, that's thah evil thing about this little simple apparatus! If US has drank beer as long as my ol Black sorry broke ass has been drinkin it! US heard of muscle memory! Well, there is such ah thing as beer drinking memory I realized aftah utilizin this evil shit!
Aftah chillin thah beer, takin one out to partake in. Yes, the first sip is cold. But thah longah that beer is sipped on, the warmer the beer gets, what yo ol ass mind is USed to!
But with this thing? The first sip, frosty! And each time frosty!? Yo ol broke Black ass mind 's starts sayin tah itself, this is a freshly opened beer bein so cold! So why is it feelin so light!? Cause of thah evil apparatus! My mind is USed to a downward temperature of thah beer given my beer drinking memory. But this shit has thrown my memory for a loop!
The last sip is supposed to be almost like room temperature, piss tasting beer!
Not wonderfully refreshing the last sip that I just took!? How didn't I know that it was about time for ah new beer!?...
Cause of this evil amazin muh fuckah!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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