Saturday, August 14, 2021

Tiger 2 Tiger = Fucked

 Think about it like this. 

They're stifling great talent.

Think about the powerhouse teams in college football? 

Shit, Alabama's number 2 QB and number 3 QB on any other team would be a starter.

And the shit's changin for'em. That's where all the bullshit starts to get leveled out.

Leveled out?

Yes! Leveled out! Let me tell you why that is. It used to be you tell these young great future QBs, "...Got a starter. But you know we're winners. I'm just askin you to make a commitment. A commitment for two years and you will be the starting Quarterback of this proven winning college franchise!..."

Check it? You ever heard of Kelly Bryant? Oh, and the great White Hope, Trevor Lawrence? 

Ol' Dabo, fucked Bryant for Lawrence! Nobody talks bout that shit! Bryant went to "Mizzou". Got injured. Why? I'll tell you why? Because he was promised a starting position if he signed on and tarried. And the Brotha did just that! Started. Then ol Dabo decided, we need a white face ta this winning thing in the south, though Bryant was killin it! And Watson before him did major damage!... 

Sorry? 

Injury! 

When you are behind an offensive line that every D-1 college football quarterback would give there first born for, yo Black ass starts gettin a little too comfortable. Ya see,  with "Mizzou": yo innate slave genes have allowed you to be more mobile, this team doesn't need an excellent offensive line. No this team needs an okay offensive line! Because Bryant, yous be a nigga! And a nigga used ta runnin!... 

But shit! Bryant didn't get the memo! Shit Bryant, like Lawrence will find out in Jacksonville, subsequently found out: Offensive line giveth! And Offensive line taketh!

 Whether you on one Tiger team or another, ain't the line supposed ta do it's fuckin job!?...

Well, ya see, that all came afta the fact, Bryant, for some reason, cause niggas get used ta some shit, white or Black! Thinkin, I'm a Quarterback! 

No Sonshine! Correction! Yo, ass is a Black quarterback? You ever heard of Michael Vick!? Greatest Quarterback ever in professional football! Always runnin for his life, shortly after the line pass protection broke down! Randall Cunningham? Ever heard of him? Talkin bout a nigga workin hard ta prove a nigga point!? But Cunningham is/was one of the greatest in professional American football! Donovan McNabb? Steve McNair? James Harris? Warren Moon...

 And without a goddamned Brady hand-picked perpetual great offensive line! Shit, lets talk about Doug Williams when he got his shot! O-Line held their own, now Mr. Williams a "SUperBowl" winning quaterback!... Anyway...

Promises!? That shit worked before in recruiting because coaches kept their fucking word to the learning young talented prospects. 

But all that shit changed. And college football had now officially became a lucrative "Fuck You!" pimp show! 

Pimpin those young college ass bitches! 

Gots all the young Black men on the fuckin stroll! 

With yo sorry Black asses, 

You will definitely and willfully be 

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If ya lucky enough...

To get the Best Pimp (Agent/Overseer);

To avow to any and all:

"This be's a good nigger bitch!"..."

(Peace! More to come...)

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