Friday, March 8, 2024

Critically Read Before Sending An Altered Draft II

 I've heard that muh fuckin sorry ass bullshit,

"Oh! Send it PDF! And then nothing can get altered!"

Shit! That's some bullshit!

US broke assUS just don't have enough money for that alterin muh fuckin shit!

But that PDF shit can be muh fuckin 

Altered!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Critically Read Before Sending An Altered Draft

So thah muh fuckah says,

"That don't even read like my language! Especially on a professional level! So who altered the shit?!"...

(Peace! More to come...)

Trump?! Thee Holy Fuck!

 Don't give ah fuck! Like DeSantis! That muh fuckah was ovah in Israel touchin that God damned sorry ass "Wailing Wall"! Adorned with ah muh fuckin Yarmulke and shit!

Uhm!

Like Putin said in so many words, "Different president. From a different party? Same old muh fuckin US shit!"

Shit! It's goin tah take

US!

To change

US!!!...

(Peace! More to come...)

"Rupert Murdoch, 92, Set to Be Married for 5th Time to Elena Zhukova... - People" III

 "Well sometimes I understand. In this instance? I don't know? Having to suck it for three to four months then he keels over? I could dig that."

Shit! Yo sorry muh fuckin ass witness what happened tah that MTF Anna Nichole Smith!? Suckin that sorry ass old muh fuckah off! Her sorry pitiful ass got muh fuckin nothin!

And they still talkin bout her affinity and subsequent death of opioids?!

US thinks?!

Upon that He/Bitch death!

No mattah thah opioid induced!

She nevah was able tah dull that

Smelly old funky wrinkly ass nuts smell!

And he/she got zero for doin it!

God...damn!

Shit!

Uhm!...

Just suggestin some shit!...

(Peace! More to come...)

"Rupert Murdoch, 92, Set to Be Married for 5th Time to Elena Zhukova... - People" II

 "Well what about all of the money she will get once he dies!"

Fuck that muh fuckin money!

If I was ah muh fuckin female, 

Yo ass couldn't pay me enough for some ill ass shit!

my mind works like that!

Got all this money now!?

But still havin flashbacks of lickin wrinkly funky smellin nuts, all the gray hair, the hair getting in your teeth having tah floss thah shit out...

Naw! Fuck that shit! And fuck that God damned future windfall! Fuck it! Fuck it!! Fuck it!!!Couldn't live with myself!

Ever!...

(Peace! More to come...)

"Doritos cuts ties with Samantha Hudson, a Trans Spanish Influencer... - Celebrity"

 I about died laughin with my ol broke Black sorry ass self! Muh fuckahs always showin thah muh fuckin obvious trans sorry ass muh fuckahs! Big ol Adams apple protrudin from thah muh fuckah's neck! Got hard lookin tits and shit! Always showin them in ah two piece scantily swimsuit with ah protuberance slightly elevated below! And thah muh fuckah had thah nerves tah avow aloud, "I want to do thuggish things to a child!" Thee Holy fuck! Fuck ah Dorito! Fuck Frito-Lays period! Thah fuck wrong with them obvious Luciferian muh fuckahs?!...

By thah muh fuckin way! Ol adult film star Stormy Daniels is back in thah muh fuckin US news! A straight up MTF fo fuckin show! 

Why ain't thah LGTBQ-Z all up on that He-bitch tah come out for thah sorry ass muh fuckin

Trans cause?!...

(Peace! More to come...)

"Rupert Murdoch, 92, Set to Be Married for 5th Time to Elena Zhukova... - People"

 Thee Holy fuck!

Now that's one old ugly repugnant sorry ass evil muh fuckin elite!

God damn that muh fuckah's ugly as fuck!

And that's ah nasty ass bitch!

Cause yah know she's suckin that ugly ass repugnant muh fuckahs

Dick on ah muh fuckin regulah!

Uhm!

That's some nasty shit there! And she's ah very nasty bitch!

Imagine thah fucked up wrinkles on that ugly old muh fuckah!? His evil ass smellin like 

"L'eau de Moth Balls" and shit!?

Then she lickin those smelly old wrinkly nuts?!

God damn!

But enough of that ill ass fucked up nasty ass visual shit!

She nasty!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Thursday, March 7, 2024

California and New York?!

 Shit shows!

Why thah fuck yo sorry ass still up in that muh fuckah?!

"Well. I was born here! This is my home!.."

Uhm!

Shit! You know how many  'New' patients US IN gets from muh fuckin 

Chi'?!

'You miss it?'

"Hell naw!"...

(Peace! More to come...)

An Individual Story (44 Years Old, Female, Single, No Children) Circa Early 2025

 When I start a short. I never really know where that muh fuckah's goin? Remembah when them muh fuckahs in school, whatevah thah fuck school, talkin bout

"Brain storming"?!

Yeah!

Kiss my ass!

And here's what I've got!...

Amen!

"Why is your shit so short?"

I just pray 

"The Lord's Prayer"!... 

(Peace! More to come...)

"Woke up sayin, "Fuck The..." Fed! II

 Unless US sorry assUS are, sorry ass pedophile, adrenochrome drinkin, human meat eatin...nasty ass muh fuckahs! Like thah US evil elite?!

"Well? What about the global elite that's fucking this shit up!?"

Don't give one fuck about 'em!

US! Has ah muh fuckin beef with

US's muh fuckin taxed payin for

Shit!

It's

US!

And fuck all that othah muh fuckin 

Global world bullshit!,,,

(Peace! More to come...)

IDK 2024

 For real!

I read and watch muh fuckahs shit!

Uhm!

Y'all Good and evil muh fuckUS jUSt as muh fuckin

Flummoxed! 

jUSt like thah rest of

US!!!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Just Between You Migrant Muh Fuckahs and US?!

 Thah Fed done sold US sorry broke

AssUS out!

You sorry muh fuckin degenerate, no-count, satanist, nasty-ass...muh fuckahs!

How dare y'all rich evil 

Degenerates!

Uhm!

Y'alls sorry muh fuckin asses creatin ah muh fuckin 

Shitstorm 

Y'alls sorry nasty asses 

Shall not

Control!

And

Shall not

Survive!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Parkour III

 He had just skipped over and kicked back on the railing surrounding the air conditioning units. And he said to himself, "What the Holy fuck?!"

She was just sitting there looking at him! He fucked up his next move and suffered badly! Terrible abrasion on his right kneecap! Showing the white meat! 

She having the nerves to say,

"And you call yourself a

'Parkour Expert'?!"

God damn! Put it like that with ah niggah with ah fucked up knee!? 

Apparently not!?

"Even so! We would like to hire you! Mister not an expert."

Thee Holy fuck!?

And at eighteen years old!? I'll be graduating soon! What the Holy fuck is going the fuck on?!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Parkour II

(While listening to Nora Van Elken - Sequoia) 

He bounded off of the railing. 

Spinned into a fall because of the fractured pressure that would have been exacted if he didn't.

Landed effortlessly on the pavement. Like he tirelessly practiced.

Went to the wall of his high school,

Jostled between the wall in front and the side wall that jutted 90 degrees, and hopped upon the roof. 

Smiled looking at his familiar world up on another level. 

Turned his attention to the other vast top of his high school building.

He breathing hard now. Ain't no thing!

Smiled again.

A lot of bounding to do.

Until he decided to bound softly to earth again.

But for now,

He was going to playfully

Bound atop!

While he turned his cellphone to eighty percent volume.

The music kicked in, "Nora Van Elken - Sequoia".

He wouldn't stop until the music stopped. 

Then Mother earth again!

He breathed in hard. Stretching lightly. Buds in place.

And in about thirty seconds into the joint.

Yeah!

It was

Time to 

Extemporaneously 

Bound

Atop!...

(Peace! More to come...)

IDK! Is Muh Fuckin, Okey-Fucking-Dokey, Smoky!

 I don't thah fuck know!

It's okay Sonshines!

Muh fuckUS for some God damned reason,

Asked them muh fuckahs some shit?

They start babblin bout some bullshit!

Thee Holy fuck!

Shit!

It's okay not to fuck to know!

When did not

Knowing

Become such ah muh fuckin 

US fucking

Issue!?

God damnit!

Say it with my ol Black sorry broke muh fuckin ass?!

"Shit niggUS! I don't even know?!"

US reads?!

God damn!

Easy-muh-fuckin

Peasy!...

(Peace! More to come...)

US Is Fine Sonshines!

"What's wrong with US?!"

Absolutely! Positively! Muh fuckin 

Nothing! 

Muh fuckUS bein shown this sorry ass shit algorithmically and shit!

Watchin US broke assUS actin God damned fools!

Listen Sonshines?

Them muh fuckahs are 

Paid Non-US

Combatants!

And heavy on that muh fuckin

Paid shit!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Jamie Foxx's Clone Speaks

 "...Was it like this before I passed away?" Foxx joked with a crowded room." (WPIX, New York City, New York)...

Uhm!

(Peace! More to come...)

Wednesday, March 6, 2024

Write! US's! Truths!!! And "Sharing is caring!".

 Write on thah muh fuckin fly my Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs! 

Ah lil bit of editin subsequently?

Ain't no thang!

And please tell 

Ah niggah?

Where tah find yo muh fuckin

Domain!

Yo muh fuckin

Spot?!...

(Peace! More to come...)

A Manmade Impossibility!

 No thing!

Can stop this Beautiful Human Our Father's Spirit!

Not even these evil elite sorry ass degenerate muh fuckahs!

Even with all that muh fuckin wealth!

Some sorry ass rich muh fuckahs!

God damn!

Even their evil sorry ass muh fuckin asses have been

Castrated!!!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Parkour

The Bounder slipped off the hood of his car as if it were glass! The owner of the vehicle looked at the hood and saw not a ding! He looked at the odd fellow bounding off of various objects. Touching and not! (A horn sounded!) Good Lord! Where did the Bounder go?! (The horn sounded again.) "Yes," he said to himself, "I've missed my chance." 

And proceeded through the 

'Green Light'!...

(Peace! More to come...)

US Shall Always: Let It Be!

 Ain't nobody stoppin this muh fuckin shitstorm except lil ol

US!

Open up that evil muh fuckin sorry ass

Devil's gate!

This pacifyin, delayin, parlayin...muh fuckin

Playin!

Makes ah broke ol Black sorry ass muh fuckah like me show nuff undah-fuckin-stand!

Y'alls evil ass muh fuckin shit!

Is suspect as

Fuck!!!!!!...

(Peace! More to come...)

"Star of The County Down - Bela Fleck & The Flecktones" III

 Quit US bitchin!

Take ah sensory 

Vacay!

In this instance,

Hearing!

This muh fuckah will take yo sorry broke ass on three trips!

Minimum!

Thank ah niggah latah!?...

(Peace! More to come...)