Hey!? Where are you goin!?
It's a Sunday God damnit!
That means a part of US weekend!
Got tah go tah work on dreaded Mondays!
But at thah very fuckin least,
US sorry asses got something tah at least wake up to!
And this shit!?
Well!
So glad US stopped by!
Thank you!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Been dealin with depression most of my sorry ol broke Black ass life!
"But there has tah be at least arbitration!?"
Been done!
Got tah work!
Not for me!
But the ones I love that are still among the muh fuckin living puttin up with my ill shit?!
Thank You!
"That's all yo ol broke sorry Black ass got for all of US?!"
Shit!
Yea! That's all I've got!?...
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Funky ass muh fuckin shit!
"Uhm-uhm!..."
"Uhm-uhm-uhm!..."
"Hey?!..."
"Yes!?..."
"So!?..."
"Know!?"...
"Erase and rewind/ Cause I've been changing my mind..."
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Yo ol Black sorry broke ass can go any fuckin place when yo sorry Black sorry broke ass jUSt
Writes!
Where shall I take US!?
S'il vous plait?
Oh, don't be afraid?!
It's not ever that type of journey!
Oh, no!
Guaranteed!
Hop on this shit!?
There is nothing to be afraid of Sonshines!...
Finally I ask US!
Allons-y?...
(Peace! More to come...)
Take a toke of the truthful inhalation not from alienation bein the infiltration of the denaturing process of this pristine smoke!
JUSt US!
Goin tah make US feel right!
In spite
Of !
Drove and rode thah shit!
Fucked up the same shit!
Now!?
"Where's the real
Shit?!
You evil elite bastards and bitches!?"...
(Peace! More to come...)
I'm difficult!
"God damn niggah!
The fuck wrong with you!?"
Shiiiought!
I know that shit!
Fuck! Thee Holy Fuck!?
When US ol Black sorry broke asses get tah bein fifty-fuckin-seven years old and don't know who thah fuck US is?!
Muh fuckahs!
US got major problems!
As far as my ol Black broke sorry ass tellin US thah muh fuckin truth!?
How my wife puts up with my difficult ol broke Black sorry ass is beyond this niggah's comprehension!
I'd be like,
"Niggah! I want ah fuckin divorce! Can't take this shit no fucking more!"...
But for some reason she does!
Sometimes ah niggah like me,
Smiles beatifically! Because ah niggah like me thinkin,
'Maybe I'm not that bad!? Not so crazy!?" Then thah voice of reason comes to thah muh fuckin fore tah remind an ol work in progress niggah like me,
"Now muh fuckah listen?! She does deserve better than yo ol Black broke sorry ass! It's called merciful spiritual innate vision muh fuckah! Get yo shit togethah muh fuckah! At least for your Wife and your Daughter sake! Does yo ass really want ah divorce!? Oh, and yo Daughter end up hatin yo supersilly sorry ol Black sorry broke ass!? Is that what yo sorry ass wants? But I know yo sorry ass bettah!"
Fuckin oft times, ah niggah like me,
Sobs!?
When my Wife and my Daughter are not around!
Oh, I know!
I fuckin know!
My Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs!
I fuckin know...
Better!
God
Damn!...
(Peace! More to come...)
US ol Black sorry ass muh fuckahs best be aware of tellin these youths some ill shit!
Fragile ain't even ah good fuckin word!
Even though they pass their young sorry asses off as tough!?
US ol muh fuckahs knows!
US ol muh fuckahs know fuckin bettah!
Cause,
US was once young and 'tough' too!
Uhm!
US jUSt has tah know,
The wrong fuckin words in the right circumstances when these same youths lookin up to US sorry asses!?
Shall be fatal!...
(Peace! More to come...)
I've told y'all muh fuckahs before! When Miley in that white and black glittery suit in "Midnight Sky"!? She's fuckin rockin her ass off! Not givin ah fuck! Wearin that shit! Anyway...
I like that young lady! Say what you want to about her but some muh fuckah that she cared for in her past dearly told her, "You ain't shit!"
Once US held tah ah highah standard tells ah youthful muh fuckah that type of deplorable shit, US gets what US gets!
And that young lady rollin with that shit!
Blessedly!
Makin muh fuckin lemons intah lemonade God damnit!
Thah fuck else yah thought my sorry ass would do aftah sayin some fucked up shit like that tah me!?
Fold?!
Say,
"No mas!?"
At this point in my life, you can kiss my impressionable youthful muh fuckin ass!...
Shiiiought!
Like rollin the dice!
I know I said some ill shit tah that muh fuckin child!
But come ohn, I'm in need of ah point of
Hard-ass-eight!
Uhm!
And US sorry broke ass parental roll has been passed ovah ah long fuckin time ago when thah muh fuckin
Point
Really mattered!...
(Peace! More to come...)
What will I be when I regenerate?
I often think!?
Then I see these sloths every-fuckin-where now!
Yea, Niggresses and Niggahs!
I'd love tah be ah muh fuckin sloth!
"Well you know that muh fuckah lazier than ah muh fuckah!"
I'm ah muh fuckin sloth muh fuckah!?
Movin slowly!
Calculatin slowly!
Languidly living!....
But predators, fuck with my slow broke sorry ass!?
I'll kill yah sorry ass quick!
Now, how about that?!...
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US moves to anothah locale like that place is goin tah get one hundred percent bettah because US happy broke dreamin sorry asses decides tah uproot and replant those roots there! Shiiiought! What thah muh fuckah say on the movie, "Total Recall",
"When you go on vacation Doug? What's the same? You are!"
Damn skippy!
Like ah muh fuckah US puts up for awhile cause for some fucked up reason! Livin in US shits! Tryin tah find ah muh fuckin job but havin ah hard time doin it! US gets it! But niggah! Yo happy sorry ass can at least bust some suds every once in awhile! Mow thah muh fuckin lawn! Buy some groceries for this bitch!...But what do US sorry broke ungrateful asses do? Sit on US asses like US presence should be enough of a price tah pay!? Niggahs and Nigresses! US got it muh fuckin twisted!
Get thah fuck out!
Thee Holy fuck wrong with US!?...
Different environment don't mean a hard dick!
If US ain't willin tah muh fuckin
Change with it!...
(Peace! More to come...)
US Black ass muh fuckin niggahs kill my ol Black sorry broke ass!
"Sunday!? Remember what US talked about?"
Fuck ah Sunday!
Every fuckin day is ah day for thah muh fuckin truth whatevah thah fuckin sorry ass day!
Anyway,
US niggahs loved thah muh fuckah!
"He was the best president that we have ever had in US Black History!"
Fuckin bullshit!
Did you witness this speech back in thah day!?
Aftah ovah sixty years have yah even read it?!...
There was ah reason for that love but US Blacks just fucked it away!
President Kennedy informed US about "Secret Societies" fuckin US up!
Ain't no fuckin conspiracy theory!
Documented factoid!
Thah muh fuckah is written so smoothly too! Gettin in that ass! Without gettin in that ass!?
Even used thah muh fuckin word, 'Repugnant'!
I mean, 'God damn'!
Thee Holy fuck!
And them sorry elite/secret societies muh fuckahs murdered his ass. Snitches do get muh fuckin stitches and get their muh fuckin brains blown out! Shiiiought!
Ain't no sorry ass muh fuckah in thah mass media even tappin on this shit!
I wondah why!? (sardonically of course)Every-single -muh-fuckin-body in thah mass media and US for over three scores done said,
Fuck it!
Uhm!
JUSt look at what these 'cautioned' sorry ass elite/"Secret Societies" have and still are doin tah
US sorry broke asses even till this fuckin day!?
And US still have time tah stop and murder these sorry ass sick degenerate elite/secret societies no-count muh fuckahs!
Before they stop and murder most of
US!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Don't donate shit tah these charitable organizations!
Research thah shit!
A fucking scam!
Every single muh fuckin one of 'em!
Do US understand less than five centd of every dollah actually goes toward whatevah thah Holy fuck they beggin about! Thah othah ninety-five cents goes toward administration, advertisin and promotion...
Uhm!
Ain't one of 'em worth ah God damned shit!...
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I'm lookin at this 'Villanova vs Creighton" game. Good game, down to the wire. But I don't have a dog in thah fight, you know? I don't do that shit no fuckin mo cause ah niggah ain't gettin ah check from none of these teams! I watch college basketball every so often. But professional basketball fuckin sucks ass! Very rare team play or no team play whatsoevah! Anyway...
Look at some of thah muh fuckin faces? Fussin, cussin, gettin mad and shit!
Muh fuckahs!
It's just a muh fuckin sorry ass juvenile
Game!...
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Nasty sick elite muh fuckhahs!
And thah sorry ass ill beat just keeps on muh fuckin goin!...
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The press: "But Mayor? How do you know?"
Mayor: "Because I know! This is important for all of us citizens of Indianapolis! Crucial in fact! The faster we can implement this program. The less strain on everyone and our economy."
The press: "But why is this so important?"
Mayor: "Well on a personal level, this is one of the first things I stated I would do if our gracious citizens elected me. So if this does not get done in the timeframe stated. I will be a liar and not a person of my word to our great voters of Marion County who I gratefully thank for voting for me! On another personal level, like all of the voters that voted for me! We don't want anyone here, living in Indianapolis, Indiana, who doesn't want to really be living in our great city! Stating that fact, just by their actions and subsequent arrests!..."
The Mayor looked over to his right. His handler smiling giving him a thumbs up sign....
US don't have tah live anywhere or anyplace US does not want tah live!
Let me write that again.
US does not have to live anywhere or anyplace US does not fucking want to live!...
(Peace! More to come...)
"Oh this place fucking sucks balls! Can't wait to get the fuck out of this backwards mother fucker!"
I'm sorry? And why are you still here?
"Because man, don't have the money! But once I get the money, I'm out this bitch!"
And until then!?
"Until then! Fuckin sucks dude!..."...
(Peace! More to come...)
Muh fuckahs wannah name drop and shit about somebody bein somebody else's family membah tah ah professional athlete!
Shiiiought!
Have yah seen how thah majority of those muh fuckahs dress on game day!? Act and dress like on non-game days!?
Oh, they sho nuff athletes!
But professional!?
My left nut!...
(Peace! More to come...)
I can't imagine living any place else othah than Indianapolis, Indiana?
"What!? You are nuts!"
Been said many of times before! But that truth don't hurt! Blessedly, no fuckin more! Fuck it! Guilty!...
Anyway...
US wants tah talk about living in Hawaii, Florida, dreaded California, dreaded New York...
Thah fuck for!?
Cause of hype?!
Shiiiought!
"Oh! There's so much to do!"
So US ain't required tah do shit!?
US can't make ah good lookin place better lookin?!
Fuck naw!
US too lazy fo that shit!
But US sho nuff knows how tah make ah beautiful lookin place
No better lookin!...
(Peace! More to come...)
The press: "Mister Mayor when is this beautiful facility supposed to be finally finished?"
Mayor: "Well first of all I would like to thank every single one of you for coming out and speaking with us today. Winter in our fine state is trying to hang on. A little above freezing but I see we are all smiling. It's opening and final housing, Monday June third Twenty-twenty-four."
The press: "Why are you so sure all of this will be finished by that exact date?"
Mayor: "Because it shall be so."...
The press: "So why six-hundred and sixty-six miles? Where'd that figure come from?"
Assistant Prosecutor: "I wouldn't think that question would even be posed and me having to answer it? Well, thank you all for coming today. We'll keep you updated."...
I write on thah fly!
Fuck it!
Microsoft sendin that ill shit,
"It seems as though your Microsoft Windows features have expired!" Or some ill message like that shit!
So fuck it!
Blogger it is!
But it's ah muh fuckin pain in thah ass tah save this shit all thah God damned muh fuckin time!
But Fuck you "Microsoft!"!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Future Mayor (of Indianapolis, Indiana): "'I have visions of greatness in us my Dear Sweet Sisters and Brothers in our great city of Indianapolis! We are the only ones that can keep the righteous safe! I have visions for this fine city to rid itself of evil! And chase them into the outer barriers! Never to be in this spot of Eden ever more!'... How'd that sound?"
Handler (of Future Mayor of Indianapolis, Indiana): "Great! Really! Had me almost in tears really!"
Future Mayor: "Go on stop it!"
Handler: "No, I'm not kidding! You're going to be the next Mayor of this great city! I can feel the passion now! Yea! Fucking yes!.."
