The Nic' Dick! Or No Dick At All!

 "So that's the best you got Meredith? You're going to get up and leave? And have nothing to say about what I just said," She said.

I didn't say anything. Just looked at her with a blank face.

"So that's it?! Nothing to say?!" She pushed.

I still didn't say one God damned thing.

"Oh! Like all the other times you have to have some nicotine to talk to me about some real shit?!"

Nothing.

"Go get 'em then. Blaze up! Then let's talk!?"

'Hold up! So? For ovah three years you have nevah let ah niggah smoke in your crib?! Now all of thah sudden it's cool!?'

"Oh! It's cool" She said.

'Shit! I'll be right back. And I got ah get ah six from thah L-Q. You want anything?"

" "Courvoisier" please if you are so inclined?"

'Bet!'

(Peace! More to come...)