"2 ways to relocate to Europe as an American - USA TODAY"

This US is thah greatest muh fuckin country, still! God damnit tah fuck! 

US broke ass stupid muh fuckUS still thinkin bout bouncin and shit?!

Shit, like an old proud US broke niggah suggested before and shit!

Get thah fuck out!

See yah! And my Black ass sho thah fuck wouldn't want tah be that sorry broke ass once that decision is exacted from US!

Fuck!

No!

And nevah come thah fuck back tah US!

This old ass broke about tah die US proud niggah ain't goin no fuckin place! my Black broke ass was born in this US muh fuckah! And my old proud US Black sorry broke ass shall die in this US muh fuckah! God damned skippy! Fuck all that othah relocation absurdity shit! Fuck! It! my old broke Black as is 

One of 

US proud broke assUS

God damnit!

Our Father's speed 

Beautiful

US!

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