One of thah things about US Males that irritates thah fuck out of me is this fucked-up vanity with hair! God damn! Broke muh fuckah that shit's gone! Start shavin that dome muh fuckah, case closed! But no! Fuck no! What these stupid male muh fuckUS start doin? Swoopin (right or left), Wearin ah wig and now some of US stupid muh fuckUS tattooing some shit or gettin transplants! Yeah, tattoing and transplants! Some fucked up vanity kind of major shit! But if yo broke ass is goin tah worry about some shit?! Research some shit?! Anyway...
I mean, shit an old niggah done gave up that 'youthful Samson' ghost ah long fuckin time ago and started just shavin my head some 23 years ago some shit! But a lot of US Males ain't tryin tah have it! I can dig that shit!
I mean, shit! Do some muh fuckin research and shit! Finasteride is a very effective hair loss treatment! And very effective for BPH! Anyway... Back that up with some Minoxidil yo ass jUSt may become Samson once again and shit in about nine months of treatment!? Got ah story for US.
There was this sales rep that USed to frequent thah office. He had this hair, long on thah sides and on thah top, that shit was strugglin like ah muh fuckah! So, one day I said, hey can I speak with you in private? He said, yes and we went to this side office off of thah main front office.
"What's up?"
'Listen man? Have you ever heard of Propecia or Rogaine?'
"No Meredith. What the fuck is that?"
'Man listen? Those two treatments came out after I lost all of my hair follicles on top. Been shaving my head ever since I lost most of it on top. Fuck it. You know? But you. You still have a lot of follicles on top, which means you still have time. Just suggesting to you. Ask your doctor about a Propecia along with Rogaine treatment. And talk to me in about a year of it. It'll work for you.'
"Okay. Thanks man."
About seven months later and shit! That muh fuckah came in and leaned over thah front office counter and said, "Hey man. Just want to thank you. My wife is more than thrilled with the results."
'I mean, look at you? Your hair is looking good. When the two treatments hit the market, all of my top hair follicles were ghost! Glad you caught yours' in time.'
He smiled, "Thanks to our talk. Just wanted to say thank you. I didn't want anything other than that. I'm not a sales rep anymore. They've promoted me to a corporate position."
'Oh my goodness! The hair!'
We both laughed our assUS off! But thinkin 'bout that shit now...that hair shit was probably true!?
(Peace! More to come...)
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