Sports' Journalist Paul "Ugly Ass No Sport Playing" Finebaum And 'I get by' "With a Little Help from My Friends (Tribe) - The Beatles"

 Thah muh fuckah ain't evah played ah sport in his goddawful busted ass life and shit!

Ye, he sits up there in MSMs shining spotlight as ah "Talking head expert of sports"?! But ain't evah played ah muh fuckin sport! Just writin bout some sports shit! Thah fuck?! An old niggah's tired of this absurd fucked up commie shit!

How thah Holy fuck that shit work?! I mean, shit! Ain't evah played ah sport! But can become an expert in sports! Thah fuck?!

Can't make this commie fucked up shitshow up my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS!

Fuck!

No!

And havin thah nerves tah want tah run for ah US Senate position!? Thah fuck?! But... Why, not!? All thah othah stupid clueless muh fuckahs in US FED commie government! His sorry evil ugly ass has been successful at all thah sport and othah shit he don't know shit about! So...Fuck it! 

(Peace! More to come...)

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