'Thank you for contacting me Vice President Harris!'
"Well, I'm not Vice President any longer. So, you can cut that Vice President shit."
'That's what I'm talkin bout! You see? That's what a broke muh fuckah would say! Now, I think you're starting to understand.'
'What?!"
'Okay. You have discounted your very important position in US politics! Once Vice President, always a Vice President! Until we get you to Presidency! Don't you see?! It shows US broke assUS that you are still connected! You work at your job. You are mindful of your job and position! Yet, you are humbled about your importance in the job that you no longer have!'
"I'm sorry? You lost me. What are you trying to say, exactly?"
'Beautiful shit VP Harris! Exactly! That's what I've been talkin with you about! It's the little broke ass things!'
"Niggah, what?!"
'Fuckin broke ass beautiful! Exactly!'
"Niggah! What?! Exactly?"
'Ex-fucking-actly!!!'
my Old Black ass took both of my hands and engulfed her face into my hands as much as my old Black ass hands could ingulf, and whispered to her intimately,
'What the fuck exactly do you want out of this 'Run'?! Maybe an unknowin old broke ass niggah can facilitate some shit!? CaUSe US broke muh fuckin assUS needs tah prepare for thah worst! Which means, jUSt preparin for some ubiquitoUS sorry ass shit! And YOU Miss ex-VP Harris shall prepare US sorry muh fuckin assUS for that ill ass US commie shit!!' Are YOU ready?! Well, shit!
'Allons-y'!!!'
(Peace! More to come...)
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