"Top 10 Countries Americans Want To Move To From The US - TravelNoire"

 I mean, shit!

Let's noodle this shit for ah sec' shall US?!

Stupid Country Moving to number One!

Stupid Country Moving to number two!...

And finally

Stupid Country Moving to number 10!

Just suggestin some US RighteoUS shit!

Anyplace othah than this

US

Last

Bastion of 

Sovereignty and

Freedom?!

I mean, shit!

Go head with yo ex-US stupid broke assUS!

CaUSe yo sorry broke supersilly muh fuckin assUS show nuff movin tah just plain old

Global World

Non-Sovereign

Stupid!

Get thah fuck 

Out of

US!

Get!!!!!!

And of course,

Our Father's speed!