US broke ass muh fuckUS are fucking absurd! An old ailin broke ass niggah lookin back and shit about thah innumeroUS errors of my sorry broke, now, old ass ways and shit?! Uhm! Humbling as sorry fuck!
Mommy could cook! Straight up! Mommy was like most of US broke assUS that spend most of US' lifetimes choosin tah
Serve US broke assUS instead of leadin US broke assUS tah famine! And aftah awhiile US servin broke assUS and shit, start undah-fuckin-standin what US broke assUS likes, or dislikes!
Now, thats what's up! I mean, shit!
Our Father gifted US broke assUS that blessed choice! Anyway...
Digressing...
US broke assUS don't make not one fuck bit of sense at thah fuck all Sonshines! CaUSe
RighteoUS US, wants tah serve in thah most expedient and thah most nutritioUS way and shit! Let US' parental assUS serve
US broke assUS! Now, US YOUng broke assUS' get grown and shit! Start makin US' own money and shit! Goin out tah eat all thah God damned muh fuckin time with US' makin money, now, grown sorry assUS! Talkin bout that absurd fuckin shit,
"I paid thirty dollahs for this three-piece fried chicken, fries and greens! And it didn't even come close tah My (Momma's, Dads', Grand Momma's!...)! Only gave US memories of fried chicken or whatevah thah fuck disappointment! US knows?! Anyway...
Ye! US broke ass shameful muh fuckUS! Ain't evah paid them US broke ass righteoUS "Loved" ones...fried chicken, greens, macaroni and cheese, fried catfish, spaghetti...makin delicioUS muh fuckUS not for at least one, God damned muh fuckin righteoUS home-cooked meal! I mean, shit! Even if them cookin muh fuckUS refuse tah take it?! Fuck it! Put that money in thah bathroom drawer when yo US broke assUS gots tah relieve US selves or whatevah thah fuck! US broke assUS that do shit jUSt out of jUSt doin Human RighteoUS shit needs tah be appreciated, especially now!
Thah fuck's an old ailin broke ass niggah missin and shit! US broke assUS wants tah talk about what some shit is worth and shit commercially?! Dig it! But, I mean, shit! US' cookin Family membahs can cook way fuckin bettah than any of thah shit US broke assUS' are fuckin payin for woefully and shit at restaurants! And ain't one fuckin time aftah ah family meal that US broke assUS been invited to, thah broke thah Family cook, at thah very least ain't been slid off
50 USDs! Not one fuckin broke ass free eatin delicioUS time! I think about that shit often now because of time and thah lack thereof with my broke ass...US shall keep, keepin thah beautiful broke assUS who keep US broke assUS sustaining reminding them constantly, that they are appreciated! Yeah! Gonnah spend at least three yards at ah fuckin 'fancy' restaurant servin soul food niggah shit!? Fuck all that! If US' broke assUS' Mommas'/Dads' still livin that could cook their assUS off, call'em up be like,
"You want to meet my fiance? You tell me what to bring? You know me? I'm good in the kitchen. We'll make dinner together by your instructions of course. Meet her. Bam! Plus three hundred dollars that we were going to take YOU and Dad to break the news...."! Done!...But for some fucked up broke ass reason,
US payin thah "White" MANs' restaurant ownUS those disappointed US broke ass tastes of what them, not yo Mom's, not yo Dad's, not yo Auntie's... considered thah foundation of "Fried Chicken" tastin US broke assUS'
Truths! And Momma, GrandMamma, Dad, Auntie...still waitin for at least one fuckin
RighteoUS consideration breaking-bread
Check!? Good Lawd! US broke assUS are undah an evilly conjured fucked up US spell! And if US don't want that sickeningly painful shit until thine death type of endin...shake that fucked up evil fuckin spell thah fuck off! US broke assUS need every single one of US, tah shake that ill fucked up shit off!...
That fucked up Corporate evil spell is becoming ah problematic Global contagion! But, I mean, shit! Tah these sorry ass muh fuckin UNGlobal/NWO/US FED commies, that evil repugnant shit's
Normal as fuck! Uhm!
Now, that's fucked up!
If US broke assUS in this
Heaven,
In this
Firmament ain't vigilantly
Praying?!...
I mean, shit! my old broke Black sorry ailin ass can dig it and shit! But check it?!
"In space, no one can hear you scream - Alien (movie advertising marketing campaign quote)"!
For real-for-real! Anyway...
Prepare,
Projecet Peace and
Pray....
(Peace! More to come...)
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