Muh fuckUS talkin that "Pappy Van Winkle", "WhistlePig"...or whatevah thah fuck?! my Black ass is broke! And this "Evan Williams - Bottled In Bond" for twenty USDs is hittin and tastin all right with my old Black ass! Fuck it! Ah third or less than of thah fuckin costs of those bourgie muh fuckahs!
"Guinness- Extra Stout", "Heineken", "Becks", "Stella Artois", "Pilsner Urquell", "Two Hearted IPA", "Torpedo Extra IPA"...fuck all that! These "Hamm's" are hittin kindah tasty for half thah fuckin costs!!
Or "Ketel One", "Grey Goose"...vodka shit! Good vodka is s'posed tah be almost tasteless! my old Black sorry broke ass 's cool with this "Svedka", "Smirnoff" and "Seagram's" whatevah thah fuck's on sale! For half or thah fuckin less costs!
And lastly. Tequila! "Patron", "1800"... don't give ah fuckin broke ass fuck! "Valeo - Tequila" Gold or Silver!? Don't give one solid US broke ass fuck! Both shall get that broke ass ...there! 750ml for $9.99 at "Kroger, Speedway"! A fucking broke ass liquor theft but US payin for some shit, legally!...
US has tah start undah-fuckin-standin! US broke ass pockets! Don't gots shit tah do with anothah US broke ass muh fuckUS' pockets'! DelicioUS beer, Excellent Bourbon, Superior Vodka...on point...don't really give ah fuck! Likes me some liquor! But, God damnit tah fuck, Loves me some fuckin beer! But at that muh fuckin price-point!?
Fuck!
No!
Bring thah fuck on thah broke ass
Contenders and shit!? Fuckin
Sold!
Fuck it!
(Peace! More to come...)
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