Chill thah shit out of it! Pop that muh fuckah! Pour in ah broke ass glass of choice! Fuckin broke ass refreshin and tasty!
"LIGHT" my old stank hairy nuts!
"LIGHT" as in ah ABV of 4.1%!
Fuck!
Yes!
But "LIGHT" as in calories, comin in @ 130 per 12oz beer!
Fuck!
No!
"BUSCH LIGHT" calories are fuckin "LIGHT" @ 95 calories with thah same ABV! Anyway...
But I could drink maybe...half of ah cube while doin yard work, 'quing...or whatevah thah fuck outside on ah hot ass day fo show! And at 20 USDs ah cube on sale?! Sold!
Cheers!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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