"Country singer Mark Chesnutt says alcoholism 'almost killed' him, admits he drank a handle of vodka a day - FOX News"

 Don't know thah muh fuckah! Ain't evah listened tah thah muh fuckah!

Fuck!

No! But...

Ah fuckin handle?!

1.75 litres!?

Ah fuckin 

Day?!

Clicked on thah shit tah see how long ah muh fuckah can drink "a handle" a day without some serioUS muh fuckin health repercussions and shit! Read...fuck! Nothin!

But that's ah bad muh fuckah howevah long! God damn! A handle a day?! Again, God damn?!

And I drink every-muh-fuckin-day but I drink beer! Liquor is ah whole nothah fuckin thing! Now, on occasion I'll drink thah shit! But ah fuckin handle of vodka?! A day?!

Hard thah fuck tah beleive and shit with my old drinkin ass! Well, shit! But...okay...I can dig it!

my Brother Chauncey would do that shit! But with gin! I mean, shit! That handle was cheaper and shit! But Chauncey believed, "Man fuck that! I buy a half-pint at ah time! I used tah buy them 1.75 and hit that shit hard. Wake up, the same day, thah shit's empty? Gots tah get another! But these halfs'! It's the only thing in the house to drink. So I manage it better. But that 1.75! That shit'll kill yah  always havin all that shit around!"!

Straight words....

(Peace! More to come...)