my old Black sorry broke ass is so tired of US broke ass muh fuckUS that gots thah nerves tah avow:
"I can't cook!"!
I mean, shit! Not even tah throw ah pound of spaghetti in ah pot of boilin water for ten muh fuckin minutes, drain.. while heatin up some whatevah thah fuck grocery shelf pasta sauce in thah fuckin microwave and shit?! Throw them shits togethah! With some frozen, now delicious, Garlic Bread percolatin in thah Air-Fryer at 425 for ten minutes! Bam! Less than thirty minutes from prep tah product! For ah little umdah ten fuckin USDs for servin three or four!?...
"No!"
my old Black ass can definitely dig that retort and shit! But I mean, shit! That shit's called
Sloth all day, e'r' muh fuckin day! Don't give ah fuckin one US broke ass fuck! Too old, too tired, too Black and way too muh fuckin broke! Fuck it!
Thah fuck done went wrong with US Sonshines?!
What thah fucked up conjured fuckin fuck done went wrong with
US broke assUS?!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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