Okay! This is bullshit! "NA boom"?! Not in Indianapolis, Indiana!
Fuck!
No!
An old niggah around six last night shoppin at "Meijer" and shit! Of course, had tah do my routine shoppin by goin down thah beer aisle! And lookie thah fuck here!
Almost every God damned muh fuckin "Non-Alcoholic" beer gots this orange discontinued tag on thah sorry shit! "Now $3.97 Was $11.99" or some ridiculoUS shit like that! Now most of these sorry ass shits were 4pk or ah sixer! Almost every single one save for maybe two marked thah fuck down for discountinuing! And even at that fucked up "Deal"! my old Black ass can add ah $1.50 on top of that $3.97 and get ah sixer of tallboys of "Hamm's" for $5:49 with 4.7% ABV! So, why thah fuck would even at that "discounted" price would ah beer lovin niggah pick some "Non-Alcoholic" fuckin dressed up "Beer" mess?! So, an old niggah put those "Hamm's" tallboys in thah cart proudly! Fuck it!
BecaUSe this broke niggah sho thah fuck knows, that "NA Beer" ain't fuckin beer! Like these Transgender muh fuckUS! Just because some sorry ass muh fuckUS promotes some shit ah certain way, don't make it thah fuck
So!
Fuck and
No!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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