Playahs and Playesses!
Have yah evah eatin ah raw oystah!?
I've only had 'em one time vacationin in
Nawlins!
And before we got Our ordah, the young Black Brothah servin US asked,
"So y'all evah had raw oystahs befo?"
My wife and I said, "No." Almost in unison
He said before he went tah get the oystahs we had ordered tah serve US,
"I don't like'em," he said offhandedly.
And We both took the bait,
"Why not?" My wife and I, again, almost in unison.
"Cause they taste like boogahs tah me. I'm just sayin."...
These super silly muh fuckahs wants tah talk bout,
"Oh, you can taste the freshness! It tastes like the ocean!"
You tellin my broke ol Black broke sorry ass?
The ocean tastes like slightly salted semi-firm slime!?
Then they gots thah nerves tah tell yo no-count pedestrian havin ass:
"Well! Those obviously weren't fresh oysters you were eating!"
How thah fuck an ol Black sorry broke ass like me?
Hit the fuckin lottery with some bullshit like
Me gettin fuckin Slimy non-fresh oystahs!
Eatin it, mind you,
For the very first time!
In fuckin Nawlins!
Renowned fo their excellent raw oystahs!
Can ah niggah catch some
Ends!?...
(Peace! More to come...)
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