Well then I started thinking!
Hell if I do it to my pits I may as well do it to my crotch and thah crack of my ass!
Men talk shit about women and sometimes smells emitting from their Holiest of Holies?!
Shiiiought!
Hair forming around balls, dick and ah oft times dingleberry hairy ass!?
Believe you me Sonshines,
Them some troubled spots on ah
Male!
Can get quite nastily godawful
Excruciatingly
Funky!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Seein all these commercials about these every nook and cranny on yo ol Black sorry broke ass can keep yah smellin fresh throughout thah muh fuckin day!
Shiiiought!
My ass slept on this shit ah long time ago!
I sweat!
Don't know why? But I have always sweated and sometimes profusely!
Well, when I started high school I started workin with different deodorants/antiperspirants because my young Black broke sorry ass would sweat thah deodorant off!
Well then I found out that shaving the pits was thah way tah go because hair being undah thah pit, the deodorant isn't gettin tah thah skin of thah pit, almost bein like ah film ovah thah hair, but thah skin, where bacteria starts forming, wasn't gettin any love!
So that's when I started shaving my pits!
Freshman in high school!...
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Pelosi, Schumer, McConnell...
Retire!
You sorry muh fuckahs!
Fuck!
Old worthless muh fuckahs tah
US!
God
Damn!
Them muh fuckahs just collectin an outlandish muh fuckin
Welfare check!
Endorsed by
US!?...
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Back in his college playin days at "Georgia", I remembah thah shit vividly because I was in Muskogee, Oklahoma visitin one of my Brothers.
We were watchin college football or some shit like that, and they were interviewing Herschel. The sportscaster asked thah muh fuckah:
"Herschel. What other career would you have chosen if it wasn't for football?"
"Oh. Ah F-B and I agent."
My brother Chauncey and I looked at each othah and laughed our sorry broke Black asses off!
"F-B and I."!
Niggahs!?
Yah can't make this absurd shit up!...
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Thah fuck I just witness as ah niggah in this proud US!?
How in thah Holy fuck did that Black ass greasy headed niggah get that fuckin far in thah fuckin political race?!
And what kind of fuckin crazy white people voted for this idiot!?
Democrat or Republican!?
I'm ah Republican but I ain't votin fo that dumb muh fuckah!
That's thah best we got as
Republicans!?
This Black ass stupid muh fuckah that can't talk fo shit!?
Fuck it then!
I'm not voting!
I don't give ah fuck what colah thah muh fuckah is
He's fuckin empty!
Ain't nothin happenin up there in that cranium!
And talks like muh fuckin "Buckwheat"!
Thee Holy fuck!?
That muh fuckah took way too many football hits tah his ignant Black sorry ass muh fuckin
Skull!
And muh fuckahs had thah nerves tah actually vote for this muh fuckah!?
In ah muh fuckin run-off mind US!
Thah fuck wrong with Georgians?!
Shiiiought!...
Uhm!
Reality is certainly stranger than fuckin fiction!?
God
Damn!...
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Shiiiought!
That shit does not make any fuckin sense at thah fuck all!
Russia ain't in this shit!
In no way shape or form!
Listen Playahs and Playesses,
We got played!
That muh fuckah nevah was even near Russia!
Have yah seen all the fake cities they have in China, in
US...!?
It'd be easy pullin off ah muh fuckah bein incarcerated and shit,
"In a foreign country"!
Please!
Ol Brittney just fulfilling the rest of her
"Community Service" hours when her ass got
Pinched tryin tah smuggle thah shit in
US before this shit even
Commenced!...
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"Stiff-Person Syndrome".
Sonshines,
Yah can't make this absurd shit thah fuck
Up!...
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Rescinding vaccinations?!
That's thah brasses asses!
Shiiiought!
Don't go to thah muh fuckin military Sonshines!
The biggest research facilities in this here
US are found on
Military bases!
They don't give ah fuck bout
US
Services!
But they sho nuff do care bout
Research
Outcomes!...
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Research thah largest populations in the world!?
Shiiiought!
Ain't gonnah be too many Anglos at all on that muh fuckin
List!...
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Nobody can fuck with US!
Unless US was
Primed tah get
Fucked by
US!...
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Three shots "Peach Pecan Whisky"
Three teaspoons of fresh lime
Three shots Grapefruit juice
-Put into shaker with plenty of ice to make very frigid
-Pour into your favorite chilled drinking glass of choice
-Top it off with a lime wedge
-Cheers!...
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I meet people everyday that are interesting as shit!
They seem oft times bewildered by my bein inquisitive about their past and present life!
US ain't Used tah that shit no fuckin more!
And that's ah God damned muh fuckin
Shame!
Cause US is some
Bad ass, good lookin and
Beautiful muh fuckahs!...
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I read some shit that fucked me up the othah day!
Muh fuckah writes,
"The voice you hear while reading a book is your inner voice."
God! Damn!
Nevah really thought about thah shit like that because as I read there is a presence that takes over that is not really Me!
Certainly not my outer voice because my lips are sealed!
But I can hear it as plain as day,
Inside of me as We read these words!...
God!
Damn!
Yah know?!
Ain't that some shit?!...
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That's where US is at Sonshines!
So thah muh fuckah says,
"By 2045 the sperm count for men will be zero."
I'll take that bet muh fuckah!
That's whatcha doin right, bettin?
Cause 2045 is ovah twenty years away!
Ain't got shit tah do with science!
Got everything tah do with bettin!
So...
Are you a bettin individual?
Cause if you are?
I should still be around this muh fuckah when I turn
80!
Now,
What kindah digits we talkin?!...
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The elite have always fuckin failed!
Throughout Our Human History!
Muh fuckahs pitiful as shit!
Still tryin that ill shit!
And still fuckin failin!...
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Before Kelly Bryant and Jalen Hurts you could have kissed my ass with that
Transfer Portal bullshit!
But I sho nuff believe in that muh fuckah now!
Coaches long since talkin that bullshit,
"Wait your turn! Your time will come!"...
"Dabo" et al,
Fucked 'em!
Transfer Portal!?
Fuck!
Yes!
Let the real games
Begin!
Look at thah programs now?!
Saban fucked Hurts!.
Dabo fucked Bryant for ah Blond, blue eyed muh fuckah.!
Shiiiought!
Tides Tigers!...
I guess
Niggahs don't trust y'alls sorry muh fuckin asses anymo like they 's used to!
And I'm so glad tah tell yah sorry asses,
It's about fuckin time!..
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No matter!
Keep thah faith!
We are going to be...
Just fuckin fine!...
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And yo children will crack yo ass up!
They'll do some shit!
And you'll say tah yo humbled soul,
"Now that shit! Was definitely from Our side of the two families!"...
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When you see this big black straight tuft of hair protruding out of yo Momma's vagina!
Yo male not knowin muh fuckin ass like,
"What thee Holy fuck!"
Love you!...
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It's an irritant!
That's all!
Like weed!
Like cigars!
Like cigarettes!...
Having a beautiful voice are all of those things and then some to Our vocal chords!
Because it is natural!
But that Beautiful natural voice is an
Irritant all the same!...
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At least half!
That's what I was shooting for as far as pure thought!
I mean ah brothah can shoot for those proverbial stars all he wants tah but
Seventeen thoughts and having to work
Too!?
But I tried!
Maybe next year I'll hit eighteen with no problem!
But today
Daddio
Kind of strugglin!
Love you!
And
Happy Birthday
Sonshine!...
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So thah muh fuckah gonnah say tah me with his young ass, just today,
"Naw O-G! I'm a pescatarian !"
Thah Holy fuck!?
"Naw! For real! Fish, yes! Meat, no! And I would like to suggest to you? To stop eating meat."
Pescatarian!?
Yah taught my ol Black sorry broke ass somethin today!
I'll give it some thought!
Thank you!...
(Peace! More to come...)
