Listening!
No muh fuckin body wants tah listen no fuckin more!
Thee Holy fuck!
I'm suggestin tah yah My Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs?!
Start listenin more tah US!
Shiiiought!
Somethin's bout ready tah pop thah fuck
Off!
And mothah fuckin
Soon as shit!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Don't have to be in a tizzy!
Come be with US!
No need to cuss!
Become dizzy!
The fuss is over as we all maneuver,
Into the right ways
From
Yesterdays
Until
Todays!...
(Peace! More to come...)
I'm glad that I have found ah way tah be like I USed tah be when I was real lil,
"Seen and not heard!"...
(Peace! More to come...)
"I told that muh fuckah!..."
And you know what that muh fuckah heard?
That's right, adults in 'Charlie Brown',
"Wanh-wanh! Wanh-wanh-wanh-wanh!..."
Shiiiought!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Muh fuckahs are on edge!
"Why!"
Shiiiought!
If US don't know aftah three or more years and countin!?
(crickets)...
(Peace! More to come...)
'What am I even watching?'
Nothin playah! No thing! They gotchah hooked that's all! But yah bettah start bein
Booked!
'Booked?!'
Yeah, like readin muh fuckah!?
Thah oldest form of entertainment ever!
Well,
Other than sex of course!....
(Peace! More to come...)
If US didn't see your muh fuckin ass nor interact with yo sorry ass!
Now, that's when ah muh fuckah needs tah start muh fuckin questionin,
"Am I real!?"
Othah than that!?
Muh fuckah
Get tah work!...
(Peace! More to come...)
I remembah in thah religion I grew up in, thah Pentecostal/Apostolic faith, hearin Sistahs and Brothahs avow,
"Ain't nothin worse than a fat preacher! He's not fasting for anything!"
I look back on that shit that I'd thought I'd paid it no attention at all!?
But!...
God!
Damn!
US minds!
Are fucking
Non-cloneable!....
(Peace! More to come...)
Uhm!
Awright Geeger!
You're right!
Some
Bad ass shit!...
(Peace! More to come...)
...Ah sorry ass muh fuckah is thah fuckin same spiritually from thirty years ago when US first met their sorry asses!?
And US is still hangin around 'em!?
Thah Holy fuck is that sayin about
US!?...
(Peace! More to come...)
Because it wasn't!
It was written!
By one of US!
Shiiiought!
If US does not start puttin US's shit in writing!?
In about anothah seven years!
US history will be
No fuckin
More!...
(Peace! More to come!)
Well, you watch these videos of real time shit that's been recorded! Yah know, CCTV kindah shit that's all thah rage in major cities in this firmament!
They got these muh fuckahs they call 'spinners'!
Before they die, they start lookin like they're witnessin this presence takin hold of 'em, an apparition , ah spirit...something that they sho nuff see but yo sorry ol Black broke sorry ass be like, 'Thee Holy fuck!?'
But check it!?
The more I watch thah terrible shit!
The more I'm muh fuckin convinced...
There's somethin fuckin the brutal shit out of their muh fuckin
Souls before they finally
Go!
Uhm!...
(Peace! More to come....)
Ain't too much tah this shit!
Not if US really wannah be honest with US selves!
Treat people how US would like tah be treated!
Work!
Then
Die!...
(Peace! More to come...)
4 Ounces Grapefruit Juice
2 shots of bourbon
2 shots of tequila
tsp Tajin
Squeeze of lime
Shake well!
Add ice and Pour in a highball glass
Indulge at your own risk!?
Two will get you there!
Three will set you free!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Meredith, telling you the truth. If I could do it all over again, I wouldn't have had most of y'all. Maybe one no more than three. Still being able to have at least a part-time job instead of being a Mother of children. No. I'd make my own money. I'd make my own way....
Every-fuckin-day US has tah wake up and find some fuckin infinitesimal shit tah get US thah fuck started!
I mean God damn!
My ol Black...
"Yah see!? There yo ass goes again talkin that foolishness! I'm gonnah tell yo ass! And keep tellin yo sorry ol Black broke ass, yo ass don't have ah fuckin choice! We in this shit until Our Father takes this shit from US Love! Now cut that shit out!...At least for today!"
I've missed you!
"Thanks! But fuck you all thah same muh fuckah!"
My niggah!...
(Peace! More to come...)
It's jUSt ah mattah of ah lil more time!
That's all!
Before US witnesses thah real unpleasant truths bout US's
Human existence!
And US witnessin thah bloody fallout
Aft!...
(Peace! More to come...)
No fucking way US could even make it tah fuckin work every fuckin day if it weren't for millions of US havin tah do thah same muh fuckin day every fuckin day, tah drive tah work! And every othah damn place where US must go tah subsist! Drivin muh fuckin responsibly! At least more than eighty percent of US!
"I've never been in a wreck in my life!"
And US thinks that has everything tah do about US individual excellent vehicular drivin skills!?
Yet, has nothin tah do with thah thousands of vehicles US traverses with when US individual excellent drivin muh fuckin asses need tah be some place by having to drive!? One lil US! And thah rest of US drivin tah US's destinations! Yet...yo drivin skills tops thah muh fuckin hundreds of millions on thah US's roadways too!?
Uhm!...
(Peace! More to come...)
They got this commercial with young muh fuckin, looks like, teens playin basketball on an outside court and shit! Well, thah first muh fuckah bails because his sorry ass was late for dinnah!
Then one aftah anothah gottah get home tah some shit!
Leavin one lonely white muh fuckin teen still shootin hoops!?
Then these sorry ass no count muh fuckahs wannah show some tag line with some absurd muh fuckin shit like:
4.2 million young people go hungry every day... ('Feeding America')
Thee Holy fuck!
Thah worst thing yo hungred sorry broke ass can possibly do is tah exert some muh fuckin fruitless energy!?
Which is gonnah make yo ah hungred ass even
Hungrier!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Everybody can be a parent.
But parenting isn't for everybody!...
Everybody can be a parent!
But everybody shouldn't be a parent!...
That breakdown though!
'whurr-whurr...whurr-whurr...'
JUSt suggestin!?
Bad ass shit!
"That was a long time ago..."...
(Peace! More to come...)
These muh fuckahs!
Thee Holy fuck!
Maybe I'm too fuckin old and too fuckin weird!
But these muh fuckahs be jammin'!...
(Peace! More to come...)
