Bingo! Bango! Stank negro! Okay, had tah read and reread thah last shit then it was like, "Awwww!"!
Well, I bought othah shit while shoppin. Got home. Was puttin five of them LBs in thah freezer tah get chilly, then as I was puttin thah third one in, the silver words caught my old eyes, "Pristine Pilsener"!? Thee Holy fuck! That's thah fuck why! Nevah paid attention tah thah fine print! Not only is this shit ah Canadian Lager it is ah Canadian Pilsener Lager! Which changes thah fuckin way my mind was thinkin about jUSt how lagers should taste! Not ah specific type of lager! CaUSe "Pilsner Urquell" this shit shall nevah be! But ah Pilsner! Yeah! Now, this shit's got ah niggUS attention and shit! CaUSe my old Black ass nevah appreciated this fine pilsner from SistUS and BrothUS from US' North American Mother! Pilsner? Yeah, my mind gets this shit now! Solid! And at less than 50 cent ah 12oz can?! Ah fuckin steal! And my old broke ass is so grateful tah pay for this theft! Merci, Mes Soeurs et Mes Freres au Canada!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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