"Corporation for Public Broadcasting to shut down after losing federal funds - Newsweek"

 Fuck 'em! 

One Billion USDs saved!

US Cha-ching God damnit!

Now all your lazy ass worthlUSs CPB muh fuckahs go find ah real muh fuckin 

US job! Fuckin US FED major one billion USDs sorry ass Medicaid evil non-workin recipients! 

Thah muh fuckin broke taxpayers', US FED evil, big too soft cream filled titties are slowly, finally dryin and hardenin thah fuck up! 

Amen!

Our Father's speed 

Beautiful

US!