Urban Reporter: "This man came out of this storefront and noticed such an oddity! He noticed all of the parking lot around his vehicle was wet! Yet, his vehicle hadn't a spot on it!? Let's see what he has to say? Mister Weems! Sorry to bother you. But you spoke of this wet eminence cascading around your vehicle and the vehicle never received one drop of this matter?!"
Mister Weems: "Not one fuckin drop! No Ma'am! A miracle happened right in front of my eyes! And an old man would have to deduce it was due to..."
(Peace! More to come...)
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