Thursday, August 21, 2025

"Skydiver took her own life by jumping from plane after break-up - The Telegraph"

 Thah Holy fuck them evil muh fuckahs thinkin they foolin and shit! I mean, shit!

Yo sorry broke ass is ah skydiver! Knowin thah fuck how long it takes tah hit Terra Firma, thinkin thah fuck all thah way down!? And yo skydivin ass done did this shit numeroUS times before! And this is thah best way yo sorry ass gets ah fucked-up ultimate "fuck you"?! my old Black sorry broke ass calls straight up bullshit! For real!

Come on naw! My skydivin enthusiast ass gonnah jump out of ah muh fuckin plane, knowin good and God damned well, that fatal action is goin tah bring about tah my about dead ass a shitload of dreaded thoughts before my Human body splats on this here Terra Firma! That about right? Got it! Now, why thah Holy fuck would ah muh fuckah do that shit that undahstands fo show, gravity and shit?! That fucked up dog don't fuckin hunt!

Fuck!

No!

That muh fuckah was pushed out that bitch! Probably by thah muh fuckin breakin-up pilot! Fuck it!

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