Wednesday, May 10, 2023

Reasonable Doubt

 There has not been more than three consecutive days that have passed since 2004 that I haven't had at least three drinks!

"Well sir! You're an alcoholic!"

And I undahstand!

Or look at it like this?

I don't put my name on shit!

Pay in cash!

Amount of Tequila!

No record!

Amount of Beer!

No record!...

If...them evil muh fuckahs don't have ah record?!

How thah fuck am I an alcoholic!?...

(Peace! More to come...)

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