Smart Phones, Computers, Cable Television...Oh My! (Forty-Eight Years Old, Unlicensed Optician in Speedway, Indiana) 2014

So in the Optical industry, the big money maker is, if you didn't know, this shit the industry is calling, "Anti-Fatigue Lenses" or AFL.  Now, this technology is based on the fact, mothah fuckahs usin their near and intermediate vision so much, everybody's gettin old eyes.  Yo sorry ass is in need of a fuckin bifocal.  And that's all this AFL shit is, a digital blended bifocal.  That these mothah fuckahs have marketed into a money fuckin maker.  Without having to tell you the real reason for your fucked up intermediate and near visual acuity.  Now, that's what I call some pimp shit!  Straight up!