Lock And Load; 'Cause It's High Time To Call The Ex' (Fifty-Five Years Old, Hal Jessup, White, Freedom Fighter, Kentuckian) 2016

We have a serious rodent infestation  in this here You-S-Of-Fuckin-A.  But for some reason no exterminator has ever been called or even thought of by the populous, US.  Most of US just love to talk about the damn problem: far too many rats and mice are amongst US goddamnit.  And why is that so?  Quite troubling in its essence.  And quite loathsome to some of US who tire of this perpetual infestation problem.  Yet, still the diseased ridden rodents are literally and figuratively taking over Our environment.  Oh, we have convinced Ourselves that surely the problem will take care of itself.  Well, I'm sure glad to remind you it, as you can clearly see, has not.  Nor, will the problem just miraculously go away.  Not in Our lifetime anyway.  Hell, if we had that much time on Our damn hands, fuck the cockroaches and ants too!  Shit we get on the horn tout de suite with those little annoying mother fuckers.  But, you see, those are non-hairy distasteful entities.